KEEP OPPO BENJAMIN

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
06/01/2014 at 22:30 • Filed to: rollandlopnik

Oh god, just wait until my birthday (my 21st, nonetheless) OPPOS GONNA BLOW UP

DISCUSSION (21)

Squid > Your boy, BJR
06/01/2014 at 22:34

Fine, fine, fine, very good, very good, very, very very very good!

oldirtybootz > Your boy, BJR
06/01/2014 at 22:36

Hmm, I pictured you 10 years older, not 2 younger than me.

This song is on some real middle school throwback shit. What a good one.

Your boy, BJR > Squid
06/01/2014 at 22:37

FUCKING SHIT MAN!!!!! HOW'D YOU KNOW THIS WAS MY JAM?!?!?!?!

Your boy, BJR > oldirtybootz
06/01/2014 at 22:39

Lol somehow I've become the most hardcore partier out of my graduating hs class. (when we get together on breaks, my friends call me the 1 man frat)

Squid > Your boy, BJR
06/01/2014 at 22:40

Because it is a fucking rad song.

oldirtybootz > Your boy, BJR
06/01/2014 at 22:42

I never drank all that much, especially not in high school. All my friends do, but I was always more of a pothead, among other vices. For this past month and a half aince I've been single, I've been wasted every weekend though. The first week I went to the bar by myself and bought a shot and a beer. Prior to that I'd turn down free shots.

Your boy, BJR > oldirtybootz
06/01/2014 at 22:48

LOL me too. I used to be the kid that the hippies and potheads referred to as a hardcore stoner, now I'm that way with alcohol (I can drink all of the football players from my graduating class under the table no sweat) I need a good girl to sort me out, before i fucking die.

oldirtybootz > Your boy, BJR
06/01/2014 at 23:04

Hey, ya gotta enjoy it while you can. And don't be too eager to get cuffed up by a girl at this age. I was practically ready to propose to my ex and now I look at that and wonder why the hell I'd want to do that. I have oats to sew. And I literally turned around and met an even better one anyway. Whether anything happens with this one or not, it just showed me how easy it can be with a little confidence. But now I'm just rambling like a stoned idiot.

Your boy, BJR > oldirtybootz
06/01/2014 at 23:07

But what if really, really, really big tits are involved?

Your boy, BJR > oldirtybootz
06/01/2014 at 23:10

Kinja'd!!!

And also what if she looks like this and is also a 2nd grade teacher?

oldirtybootz > Your boy, BJR
06/01/2014 at 23:11

They are too, that's the thing. This one's quite complicated, but I legit like this girl alot and I still probably wouldn't date her because I'm not ready for that again. I have to force myself not to fall too hard, which is easier than I thought because I don't get my hopes up for things so I'm assuming it wont pan out anyway.

I just used to sweat bitches so much, and now I finally have that confidence where I can get shot down multiple times in one night and not give the slightest fuck because I know I can do it again the next night and the next and the next.

oldirtybootz > Your boy, BJR
06/01/2014 at 23:16

Well now, I suppose I'd have to know her to say if I'd wifey, but she is unquestionably smokin'. Hell, go for it dude. Just never let the cuffs get tight and lose sight of whats real.

Your boy, BJR > oldirtybootz
06/01/2014 at 23:18

BUT WHAT IF I HAVE LEOPARD PRINT FURRY CUFFS?!?!?! And a riding crop and leather belt for me being erotically strangled purposes?!?!

oldirtybootz > Your boy, BJR
06/01/2014 at 23:20

Those are an entirely different set of cuffs and I'd expect those to be good and tight, just make sure you remember the safe word.

Your boy, BJR > oldirtybootz
06/01/2014 at 23:21

LOL THE ONLY SAFEWORD I NEED ATE TURN ON THE BLACK LIGHTS AND TAKE A SECOND TO LET ME DRINK MORE BEER!

oldirtybootz > Your boy, BJR
06/01/2014 at 23:24

You guys are gonna make me go to the store and buy a 24oz (25s now, actually, but they'll always be duece fours to me) and chug it just to get a buzz going before bed.

Your boy, BJR > oldirtybootz
06/01/2014 at 23:25

LIGHTWEIGHT. My average is 2 FAWTIES a night.

oldirtybootz > Your boy, BJR
06/01/2014 at 23:30

Very light, but my tolerance is building quick. I had 5 or 6 beers and 2 shots last night and didn't feel a damn thing. I was also running on no sleep and heavy drinking the night before, but still 5 beers and 2 shots would have had me wasted 2 months ago.

catkam623 misses his 944 > oldirtybootz
06/01/2014 at 23:58

Just don't drink too much that you can't figure out how to get on oppo.

oldirtybootz > catkam623 misses his 944
06/02/2014 at 00:02

I can usually figure it out. My drunken oppo posts help me remember the previous night.

catkam623 misses his 944 > oldirtybootz
06/02/2014 at 00:04

good I'm at a wedding and need something to laugh at.